it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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