I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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