it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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