You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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