I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
me + whiskey = a bad person
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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