grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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