She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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