Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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