How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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