His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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