Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
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you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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