You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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