yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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