Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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