I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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