so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
