so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i out mim tonsoeep
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