big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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