How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize