...so i touched it.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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