Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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