Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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