i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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