well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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