I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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