she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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