The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize