Porn is love you can see.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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