Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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