if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No subtext here. People are naked.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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