I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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