Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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