My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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