I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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