did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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