So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
There r osticjed everywhere
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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