I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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