i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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