Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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