The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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