I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
well, you know. whores of a feather.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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