Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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