i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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