i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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