Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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