went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You've changed since you got that strap on