recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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