Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
