i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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