Cold hands, warm shart.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Cover your peen. We're going out.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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