My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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