You're so nebulous sometimes
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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