We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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