would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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