I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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