Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
