I heard we made out
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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