..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
