When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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